maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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