I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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