Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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