Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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