doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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