Whod you bang
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
