Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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