Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
North Korea, Best Korea!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
