she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
that may or may not have been my penis.
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