Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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