So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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