what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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