shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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