Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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