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"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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