wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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