I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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