Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Come share oat with me in your robe
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
