He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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