Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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