So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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