is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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