i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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