so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize