Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
