I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
