The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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