woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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