So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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