Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
