she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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