i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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