Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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