yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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