So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I would ride that face into the sunset
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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