so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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