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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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