Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He literally asked permission to hit on me
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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