spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
