the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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