there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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