I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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