if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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