Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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