She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You coming home soon, man?
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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