He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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