HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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