I think I died a long time ago.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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