my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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