You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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