Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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