talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
if only i could text you this smell
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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