i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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