I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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