So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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