worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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