Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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